Dear Jewel,
I’m a young, successful woman who has her eyes on a handsome man. I’ve never really talked to him because he doesn’t pay any attention to me, so I’m starting to wonder if he doesn’t like me because I’m a size 14. What should I do?
Single, D cup.
Dear Single D-Cup,
Listen, sweetheart, you should learn to be more creative when making up excuses for a man not wagging his tail at you. Your figure is not the issue; your shy attitude is. As a successful young woman, you have certainly stubbed yourself by clasping onto classic wallflower behaviour. You have to become an active participant in this pursuit. Darling, we’re not living in the Stone Age anymore. Our modern society expects females to participate in the courting process. Have you made it a point to start a conversation with him? Does he even know that he is the apple of your eye? You cannot expect the poor man to be a mind reader, so take the initiative and ignite a conversation. Furthermore, a curvy size 14 figure is the average size of a North American woman. From what I can see, many of us still turn heads with our ample bosoms and bottoms. These assets certainly help lure men, but the real secret to attracting the opposite sex lies in one’s attitude. If you feel good about yourself, you will automatically send positive vibes to others. Negative energy will only help to deter possible contenders from entering your field. So, put a bounce in your step (as a D cup you’ll draw lots of attention!), discreetly show your cleavage as it can do wonders, put a smile on your face and let him know you are interested. Happy hunting.
Love Jewel.
Hello Jewel,
My girlfriend and I make love regularly and everything is great expect for the fact that I can’t do it more than once in a day. She’s never complained, but sometimes I feel frustrated.
Limp.
Dear Limp,
For some strange reason, many humans have the desire to needlessly pester themselves with the quest to push their limits.
At times, these destructive wishes turn so violent that they prevent one from seeing the real picture. Self-doubt often draws the curtains on rationality, so let me bring in the sunshine for you.
Many men would be quite envious of the healthy sexual relationship you share with your girlfriend.
The two of you seem to be riding a smooth ship that delivers you to a designated location without the unnecessary distractions.
Perhaps the memory of one trip is so penetrating for your girl that she doesn’t need more. If the other passenger is not complaining about the service, why invent complications on your vessel?
Still, if you insist on repeat visits, enhance your performance by incorporating a non-smoking policy and exercise regime into your platform of principles.
Overall, though, one of the keys to happiness is learning to relax. Quit being so uh, stiff. Learn to enjoy the softer side of life. Happy sailing.
Love Jewel.
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