a) A Christmas Carol at the Young Centre for Performing Arts
Thinking of venturing into the world of theatre this holiday season? Well, you’re in luck. Soulpepper is putting on their annual production of A Christmas Carol December 3–15. The classic story of Ebenezer Scrooge and his ghosts of Christmas past will be sure to resonate with students as we recuperate from the haunting horrors of exams past.
b) Tintin
Does Tintin’s hair naturally stick up or does he use gel or mousse? Judge for yourself while watching Steven Spielberg’s new adaptation of the beloved comic book series, The Adventures of Tintin. With writing and acting talent from Shaun of the Dead and Scott Pilgrim, as well as a gargantuan budget of $135 million, the film will be well worth the ten bucks missing from your wallet.
c) Next Stage Theatre Festival
If you’ve ever walked out of a Fringe Festival play in July and thought, “I wish it was freezing right now! Also, I wish I hadn’t spent ten bucks on this crap!” you should definitely check out the Next Stage Theatre Festival. It runs January 4–15 at the Factory Theatre and features a jury’s selection of the best shows from past Fringe Festivals.
d) Sheezer at El Mocambo
Planning New Year’s Eve is the worst: until midnight, commitment to one party is as non-existent as people who take Reetallica’s Lulu seriously. To avoid the usual NYE uncertainty, here is a tip: at the El Mocambo they will be giving out free Steam Whistle when the clock strikes 12 (you’re welcome). Secondary matters like entertainment will be provided as well, courtesy at Rivers Cuomo’s favourite cover band, Sheezer, and DJ Ben Fox of Dinosaur Bones. But yeah, free booze! December 31, Young Lions Music Club presents YLMC NYE Sheezer, El Mocambo, $25
e) Swing Dance at Dovercourt House
As the Dixie Chicks once wisely sang, “We rosin up the fiddle and do the Christmas swing.” So why not pass your holidays with the Saturday Night Swing at Dovercourt House, featuring a live band and an assortment of folks clad in tweed outfits? For $15, you get beginner swing lessons and entrance into the most hoppin’ party in town!
f) Archery at Casa Loma
Trying to keep off the holiday weight? Try it the medieval way. Casa Loma is offering a $31 archery workshop on December 17. Come back to school with the back muscles of Joan of Arc.
g) Solstice Parade at Kensington
A night for pyromaniacs and parade enthusiasts alike, the December 21 Kensington Market winter solstice parade lights up the darkest night of the year with a massive burning statue, fire breathers, stilt-walkers, and loud beating drums.
h) Kosher Jokes for the Halaladays at the Al Green Theatre
If you’ve ever felt left out during the holiday season, Montreal’s Hilarious! brings you “a comedy show for Jews and Muslims for Christmas!” Playing December 22, the $20 show features Canada’s best stand-up Jewish and Muslim comics and sold out Montreal’s Gesu Theatre last year.
i) Jane Austen Ball
It was Jane Austen who astutely observed “To be fond of dancing was a certain step towards falling in love.” If you’re dreading the loss of lip-lock this New Years Eve, better get dancing. Why not try your luck at the seasonal Jane Austen Ball on Danforth Ave. this December 17. A $30 regency workshop and ball can be the best way to find true romance (reserve at www.janeasutendancing.ca).
j) Desserts by Lamplight
Have you ever dreamt of eating decadent desserts in a dimly-lit room, while people sing Christmas carols to you? Then check out Desserts by Lamplight at Scarborough Museum on December 10. For $15, you’ll be treated to a magical and energy-efficient night.
