50 Things To During Frosh Week

 

A Checklist for Frosh Week

 

1. Get your TCard (if you haven’t already).

2. Realize you are just a number.

3. Wallow.

4. Then memorize your number; you’re going to need that shit for everything.

5. Get lost on campus.

6. Visit the oldest building at U of T.

7. Visit the newest building at U of T.

8. Lie down in the middle of King’s College Circle.

9. Instagram a picture of UC #UofTissobeautiful.

10. Tweet about how much fun you are having at frosh #yolo #ilovecollege.

11. Get lost in Robarts.

12. Realize that Robarts is a giant turkey.

13. Oh wait, it’s supposed to be a peacock?

14. Run through Queen’s Park at night.

15. Fall asleep in one of the quads.

16. Find out where the closest LCBO is.

17. Find out where the closest Beer Store is.

18. Memorize their hours.

19. Discover a new favorite sushi restaurant everyday.

20. Fall in love with Honest Ed’s (while you still can).

21. Have drunk street meat at least once a day.

22. Get nachos at Sneaky Dee’s.

23. Get sangria at Future bakery.

24. Be thirsty on Thursday.

25. Go to a frat party, leave immediately.

26. Win a game of beer pong.

27. Lose a game of beer pong.

28. Get too invested in your beer pong stats.

29. Make all your best friends for life during frosh. Never speak to them again.

30. If you’re a commuter, make friends with someone who lives on residence so you have a place to crash.

31. Lie about your hometown.

32. Flirt with a frosh leader.

33. Get shut down by a frosh leader.

34. Steal an engineer’s hard hat.

35. Get chased by an angry herd of engineers trying to get it back from you.

36. Win eternal glory.

37. Ask an engineer if they dye EVERYTHING purple.

38. Diss someone from another college.

39. Be nice to someone from another college.

40. Stay up all night.

41. Sleep in ’till noon.

42. Stay hydrated.

43. Unintentionally learn the lyrics of every pop song from this summer.

44. Swear to yourself that you’re going to start working out once the week is over.

45. Be given tons of free condoms.

46. Take free condoms every time you get the chance.

47. Buy an insane amount of U of T paraphernalia.

48. Instagram yourself with all your new U of T #swag.

49. Read The Varsity‘s frosh issue and student handbook cover to cover.

50. Visit the all the lovely Varsity folk at The Varsity‘s table at the Clubs Fair.