[dropcap]B[/dropcap]irth control is a touchy subject. Just ask the United States. As likely and as often as the Moon orbits Earth, congressional Republicans in the United States try their very best to defund Planned Parenthood, and, if all goes according to plan, make life increasingly miserable for women with unwanted pregnancies. Here in Canada the subject is not quite as touchy, but certainly contentious.
Previously, we asked our Tinder matches about Justin Trudeau’s gender balanced executive office. This time, we asked our matches what they thought about federally funded birth control. Some were for it, some were against it, and many were preoccupied with desires other than the need for social justice. Read it and weep:
1. You’re not wrong.
2. Smooth like butter.
3. If your answer is correct, it’s correct for all the wrong reasons.
4. Well at least you’re taking this seriously.
5. Clearly a foolproof plan.
6. We can’t solve all the world’s problems in one day.
7. You had me at “when we die due to sand.”
8. Oh, ye of little faith.
9. God, man.
10. Whoa.
Bonus: Predictable.
