A pile of puke with a half-digested chocolate bar wrapper in it, Wednesday afternoon.
A pumpkin labelled “steal this pumpkin,” paying homage to Abbie Hoffman.
A dirty backpack spread open smack in the middle of Huron, bearing two latex gloves, a bottle of lube, and a knife.
A black plastic water bottle in the shape of a veiny, uncircumcised penis, 1L.
A bidet, 3.8L.