Toronto’s streets are full of junk, and what’s more fun than scavenging for things you may or may not need? Here are my five favourite finds from the Toronto sidewalk. Illustrations by William Ahn.

A pile of puke with a half-digested chocolate bar wrapper in it, Wednesday afternoon.

A pumpkin labelled “steal this pumpkin,” paying homage to Abbie Hoffman.

A dirty backpack spread open smack in the middle of Huron, bearing two latex gloves, a bottle of lube, and a knife.

A black plastic water bottle in the shape of a veiny, uncircumcised penis, 1L.

A bidet, 3.8L.

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