DON’T: It’s a little bit Robin Black, it’s a little bit… porcupine. Mostly, it says ‘I was a shy, introverted, freckled redhead as a child, and now I’m making up for it.’ Choose the t-shirt OR the scarf by consulting the weather forecast. As for the eyeliner, not even Liza Minelli wears that much. Cue the swooning ladies!
DO: Sometimes it’s a testament to U of T’s good name that engineers are still taken seriously. But perhaps there is a method behind this girl’s fashion madness. Considering the amount of construction on campus, the helmet is not an unreasonable safety measure. The bobbing antennae actually shoot out to discipline lecherous cement masons.
DON’T: Zinedine Zidane: the talk of the ’06 World Cup. These wannabe surrender monkeys, well, they’re not really going to be the talk of anything. Wearing matching jerseys together? Lame! Sitting against a glass wall together, watching soccer on your laptop, flaunting your French soccer pride to the world? You are just asking for this photo to be distributed.
