Bob Dylan

Bootleg Series Vol.9: The Witmark Demos

Scraps of songs balance

on a shaky piano

and it’s all still here

-NM

Kings of Leon

Come Around Sundown

Sold tons, but now the

sex sits in the mircrowave

{continues to yawn}

-NM

Sufjan Stevens

Age of Adz

Schoenberg dreams of

Fritz Lang’s “Metropolis” and

wakes with happy tears.

-BH

Belle and Sebastian

Write About Love

Like a scrawl in the

stall of a disco pisser:

“Not so free, are we?”

-BH

Taylor Swift

Speak Now

in exclusive club

with jennifer anniston

john mayers conquests

-JK

Lil Wayne

I Am Not A Human Being

Go make my wife and

my mother fuck my brother

I’m still not impressed

-AL

The Pretty Reckless

Light Me Up

And your teenage angst

really “make(s) me wanna die.”

At least it’s catchy.

-EK

Shakira

Sale el Sol

Your hips never did lie.

But, when did you get so

boring, Shakira?

-EK, AL

Ice Cube

I Am the West

Too West Coast to rep

the California swagger.

(Your threats don’t make sense.)

-EK