Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah… ROCK PIANO!
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah… ROCK PIANO!

The lights are bright, the stage is set
My hair is pompadoured and yet
Will I be loved? Will the keys be rocked?
My ivory-ticklin’ come to naught?

NO!

I AM THE PIANO MAN!

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah… ROCK PIANO!
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah… ROCK PIANO!

I pound the ivory like a fiend
My mic is hot and I am steamed
My sweet rock-jazz sounds make ’em scream!
I’m a rock star king, so be my queen!

ROCK PIANO!

Da na na na na na (piano noises…)